Not that I have sixth super secret weatherman sense (although that wouldn't surprise me), but there is something really weird about the weather today. Tornadoes already forming to the east. Some pretty big storms already popping up nearby.
Something ain't right.
I'm taking us to DEFCON 4.
Edit: And then the sun comes out at 8:00 pm. Take us to DEFCON 5, Colonel. But you might want to check on the boys south of Fort Worth.