Let's Just Say I Might Retire And Play 3rd Base For The Red Sox

Welp. Here it is. Via the @BostonGlobe, the picture that everyone's going to be talking about tomorrow. pic.twitter.com/FbWPrm8DfH

— Jared Carrabis (@Jared_Carrabis) February 21, 2016

I'm in better shape. (And other than the fact I can no longer hit or field, I'm a shoo in.)