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- Meet Cute Doggie. He needs a home.
- The 7th grader in the house reading her Chinese homework. I'm going to assume it's correct. Math I can help with. Any other language, not so much.
- The Senior In The House forked a guy friend's yard asking him to Prom. He answered. Back story - her and two female didn't have dates and he's a friend to all three, so he's actually taking all three.
- Hey, it's Cinco De Mayo and this was also the day The Senior In The House was due. She arrived two days late.
- This gal shall pose nude. Wanna see her naked?
- The Cartel Lawyer's wife testified in court. Sheesh, what a horrible ordeal.
- From the Update: Gotta love a good Farm Festival.
- FARM FESTIVAL – The Jerry Askey Memorial Farm Festival is May 5-7 at 635 Private Road 4531 in Decatur. There will be a swap meet 9 a.m.-5 p.m. today and 9 a.m.-7 p.m. Friday with a tractor fun pull 4-7 p.m. Saturday. Activities include an antique tractor display, tractor pull, wheat thrashing, hay rides, tractor games and monster truck rides, among other things. Cost is $5 per person for ages 10 and older. The event is put on by the Chisholm Trail Antique Tractor and Farm Equipment Club, Branch 112.
- I don't want to talk politics right now.