Today's Metroplex People Mover News

Six Flags:

That time you got stuck on the Shockwave at Six Flags over Texas https://t.co/7N0BzUYjRE pic.twitter.com/ekeyxCu8Yz

— FOX 4 NEWS (@FOX4) July 1, 2016

Still safer than . . .

PIC - Two vehicle crash working at Preston Road and Belt Line Road in Dallas. (Picture: Mark Morgello) #dfwtraffic pic.twitter.com/7m18zAmbE3

— DFW Scanner (@DFWscanner) July 1, 2016