It's Friday. Let's Get Out Of Here.

 "I asked for Little Caesars"! And you shall pay for your mistake!"

 How did this plan not work? 

 If you mess with the bull, you get the horns. 

 "I did the broad jump in high school. I can do this."

 "Give me a break. It's late. I've been at a wild Halloween party 

with a couple of Yorkies and I'm hungry."

This dog figured out that bits are fun.