It's Friday. Let's Get Out Of Here.

 Baylor's last two years in a nutshell.

 Opiod epidemic. (No comedy. That's what is actually going on here.)

 Quality comedy, sir.

 When Mrs. LL wakes me up.

 "Once there was this kid who got into an accident and couldn't come to school."

(If you saw what I did there, we could be best friends.)

Well, I know what my nightmare will be about tonight.