This List Made Me Laugh

Breaking: DPS announces new security measures for the Texas Capitol and grounds to prevent "violent confrontations during protests and demonstrations." #txlege pic.twitter.com/N2Dm8im9ex

— Chuck Lindell (@chucklindell) January 11, 2018

Normally capitol protests involve a bunch of people (typically female) yelling. 

Heck, this list is better suited for a neo-nazi rally in the streets.