Random Tuesday Morning Thought

• This seminar is nothing like I thought it would be. The speakers are energetic and fantastic.  The whole theme is to follow the rules and treat people with respect. 
• Did you that there is a defense to Public Intoxication if a doctor has prescribed alcohol to you? Anyone else confused?
• I haven't been to the pool but when I walked by it they were playing the Margaritaville Station off of satellite radio. Kill me.
• This is a crazy story:
  
• Oil hit $70 yesterday.
• I haven't done a Tucker Carlson dumb face tweet in a while. I saw one last night: 
  
• The New Yorker publishes an article about the abuse of women by New York's AG Eric Schneiderman abusing women. He resigned within four hours. Who would have thought that a Democrat would take immediate responsibility?
• Flashback from the President of the United States. At least he doesn't have fake hair:
  
• Your federal government:
  
• I am now of the belief Tony Romo is the equivalent of a millennial. He "sent a sincere message" to Jason Witten but publishes it on Twitter. And he called him "bro". Talk to him in private instead of doing a "look at me" message". 
• To all Texas state government employees: The state is probably making pension/retirement promises that they won't be able to keep.