It's Friday. Let's Get Out Of Here.

 Fake clues: (1) Over-acting kids, (2) Since when is closing your eyes to blow out candles a thing?

 (4) Mom having zero reaction of, "What happened!?" (5) Mom not getting mad.

 Upon review, the call stands. Gun fumbled by robber recovered by home team. Incomplete crime.  

(Nice, yet unnecessary, door kick on the way out.)

 I do no support the fat shaming this group engaged in. Really. Seriously.

Ok, maybe a little funny.

 I do support dumb shaming. 

 Get me this dog!

"Have a couple of kids," they said. "It'll be fun," they said.