Random Monday Morni . . . [insert sound of record scratch]

Well, faithful readers, it is the worst week of the year. The Hardest Working Man in Show Business, who is always here for you, is on a week's vacation. It'll be tough for for you, I know. Sure at this moment you consider yourself just like the girl who is sick of her boyfriend's act and rejoices once he's gone, she nevertheless will miss him.

But don't fret. I'll be back in a week.