Wife: “What are the scratch marks on your neck?
— H U Khan (@Huk06) April 24, 2019
Husband: Me and the guys went kayaking when out of the blue a seal appeared and slapped me on my neck with an Octopus!!!
Wife: Do you honestly think I'm stupid enough to believe something as ridiculous as that?" pic.twitter.com/yWnOooYxRn
6 am at my house, our umpteenth visit from this little (getting scarily big) family of 5. pic.twitter.com/aVximHj0h4
— Prosecco & Pups (@ProseccoAndPups) April 28, 2019
when you try to fix the problem but end up making it worse
— IG: necation (@Necation) April 27, 2019
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If you don't laugh at 0:45 I'll give you your data back 😂😂😂💀💀 pic.twitter.com/LLyXBkyw7I
— Proxcey (@ItsProxcey) May 1, 2019
How... 🚤♟🗯 #BlockOrCharge pic.twitter.com/7AE8Re9aHN
— Block or Charge? (@BlockChargeCall) May 2, 2019