Random Friday Morning Thoughts

Tiger pulled out of a tournament because his glutes wouldn't fire. 

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• Another plane incident. 
  
  
  
  
  
  
• Random impressive parking in Houston.
  
  
  
  
  
  
• The shadow president posted this last night from the Oval Office.
  
  
  
• Of course.
  
  
  
  
  
  
• Who is bribing Gov. Abbott for him to have this change of heart?
  
  
  
• How would you like that window of time if you were an Argyle resident?
  
  
  
• This announcement at the National Prayer Breakfast didn't get enough attention. Crazy Paula White teaming up with the AG of the United States. 
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
• Wise County used to have just Ronny Jackson to embarrass us in Congress, but now he's got competition from the other representative for the south part of the county. 
  
  
  
• Trump keeps "joking" about running again but, let me tell you, he's not going to leave in four years. Write it down. 
  
  
  
• Big Bill shows up at the NFL Awards last night with his 24 year old girlfriend on his arm and Super Bowl rings on this fingers.
  
  
  
  
• Man, everyone is taking shots at the Mavericks.
  
  
  
• Lauren Whitener Clock: 5 years and 219 days.