Random Tuesday Morning Thoughts

The end result was a little artistic in its own right. 

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• And to think Zelensky was disparaged for not wearing a suit in the Oval Office. (But there was a funny line by Fox News Steve Doocy, who was in the room, told them both that Kid Rock is dressed like he is about to be shot out of cannon.)
  
  
  
  
  
  
• It's so Idiocracy. Seriously, here a still shot of the president in the movie Idiocracy.
  
  
  
  
• Elon and his fourth Baby Mama are fighting online. 
  
  
  
  
  
  
• Big tariffs kick in tomorrow. The fact that Fox News is using a question mark tells you a lot. 
  
  
  
• As a testament to how weird politics has become in America, today we have Elon Musk vs. The Democrats in a state supreme court election in Wisconsin. 
  
  
  
• Pete Delkus is tricking up his weather forecasts by adding "WFAA Weather Alert Days" and placing them in red.  That's unnecessary and silly. 
  
  
  
• Scenes from the legislature
• This is the same guy who forced the House to go home for lack of a quorum on Friday and Saturday. He's got a lot of "look at me" in him. 
  
  
  
• If Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson  are going to be at the witness table in a committee hearing, you just knew that Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick would position himself behind them so he would be seen on camera. 
  
  
  
• The Business Second™. Hooters has fallen. But not gone.
  
   
  
  
  
• Sports: Micah Parson might hold out for off season work outs and training camp, but he will never hold out for the entire season.  Just look at how much he is scheduled to make this season on his "option year." Compared to what he has been being paid, he's not walking away form $24 million. Years one through five: 
  
  
  
• A video of a brutal fight (more like a beating) at a junior high in Hurst-Euless-Bedford ISD went viral not only for its ugliness but also because an adult, presumably a teacher, not putting his coffee down while trying to break it up.